Canadians Have Been Warned About Car-Licking Moose Because Canada


Alberta’s mountain parks are a gorgeous winter wonderland this time of year. But there is also a scourge upon these pristine lands.

Alberta's mountain parks are a gorgeous winter wonderland this time of year. But there is also a scourge upon these pristine lands.

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A scourge of tongues.

A scourge of tongues.

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Moose tongues.

Moose tongues.

Apparently moose have been spotted in a couple of parking lots licking off that sweet, sweet salt.

Apparently moose have been spotted in a couple of parking lots licking off that sweet, sweet salt.

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This is a real thing. Alberta Parks is not fucking with you.

Nothing lures a moose quite like a nice salty car.

Nothing lures a moose quite like a nice salty car.

It’s all quite painfully Canadian.

Parkgoers are advised to use their horn or car alarm to scare off any moose licking their cars. The warning also says to “not attempt to push moose away from your vehicle while on foot.”

Parkgoers are advised to use their horn or car alarm to scare off any moose licking their cars. The warning also says to "not attempt to push moose away from your vehicle while on foot."

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Which is some pretty sound advice.

Canadians Have Been Warned About Car-Licking Moose Because Canada
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