Alberta’s mountain parks are a gorgeous winter wonderland this time of year. But there is also a scourge upon these pristine lands.
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A scourge of tongues.
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Apparently moose have been spotted in a couple of parking lots licking off that sweet, sweet salt.
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This is a real thing. Alberta Parks is not fucking with you.
It’s all quite painfully Canadian.
Parkgoers are advised to use their horn or car alarm to scare off any moose licking their cars. The warning also says to “not attempt to push moose away from your vehicle while on foot.”
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